Carry your essentials with a side of sass 🐿️. This “You’re Nuts? Me?? Nooo!” tote bag is perfect for shopping trips, school, or just showing off your nutty sense of humor. Sturdy, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to get a laugh at the checkout line.
Durable canvas fabric with strong handles
Spacious enough for books, groceries, or secret snack stashes
Eco-friendly alternative to plastic bags
Perfect gift for squirrel lovers, pun fans, and anyone a little nutty
Warning: may attract squirrels looking for snacks.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for strength and durability.
- Flat corners for a neat, finish without extra space.
- Reinforced carrying handles for added support.
- Available in natural and black colors for versatility.
- Perfect for adults looking for a functional yet stylish accessory.
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Sturdy canvas—holds a shop’s worth of snacks.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “People keep reading it and giggling in Tesco. Love it.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Handles feel strong and the print looks super crisp.”
🚚 Delivery: Shipping available to UK, Europe, USA & more. Delivery times vary by location (UK 5–8 business days on average, EU/US 7–12 business days).
↩️ Returns: If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, we’ll replace it at no cost. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.